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Things people would be surprised to know about me.

Post  Paradox on Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:54 pm

I'm 51 years old (no, no surprise there, I look every minute of it) and 50 pounds overweight. Yet on our recent vacation hubby and I went to a "clothing optional" beach. And we opted out of wearing clothes.

So I can mark that off my bucket list.

I have a very respectable job, sit on several Boards and many folks would be shocked, I tell you SHOCKED affraid if they knew this.

I was told I was the whitest thing on the beach by two people (they were concerned about me burning). I thought it would be rude to point out that I also had the fewest wrinkles on the beach.

It was fun. Nothing sexual at all (anything sexual is not accepted etiquette). I was not the thinnest woman nor was I the fattest. I didn't give my stretch marks a second thought. The people here were friendlier than on the clothing beach. But one man explained that it takes a certain outgoing personality to go there so that wasn't really surprising.

I saw a completely nude woman blissfully breastfeeding her nude baby and it was the most beautiful sight I've seen in a while. The 80 year gentlemen doing yoga in the sand was not. Mad

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Wow!

Post  KimbaK on Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:25 pm

Congrats on marking nude beach off the bucket list!! I don't think I'm that brave.

Years ago, I felt brave going to a Chip 'N Dales traveling strip show. I wasn't all that impressed, but I felt very sophisticated. Then I went to the ladies room. I came back to my seat to find out that my "friends" had bought me a lap dance from "Jungle George." "George" was a very sweaty man in a very small loincloth. That experience gave me a new appreciation for a man in nice slacks and polo shirt...

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Post  Paradox on Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:52 am

I've never had the uh hum, pleasure of a lap dance! Good one, Kimba.

Hubby and I have would like to go back to the beach, however we have no desire to go a nudist resort. Carrying a little towel with me to sit on when I eat, etc. has no appeal. I don't want to be that close to other naked people. I guess in the classification of nudists (and there is a informal one) we fall under the category of skinny dippers. Not surprising, many of my friends had private ponds when I was young and we used to skinny dip all the time.

I did notice hubby looking around quite a bit. He was concerned that certain parts of his anatomy looked like "bait". Razz. (he had also seen advertisements for "Shark Week". I'm glad I've never watched it).
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